"Spaghetti Western" or "What I'm Doing Instead of Eating Dinner"

Following up on the poetry tagteam match:

Wonderful,
is this
my first battle-cry

online?
That call(ing)
out, close range?

A
roundhouse kick
in written word?

You
want fair
fight? Too bad.

Time
to jab,
weave and dodge;

hey,
Gura, will
you take up

these
matches of
action verbs, slam

down
some lines
to the mat?

My Life as a Superhero

I've been watching waaaaay too many films about comic book characters. Love 'em. Too bad summer's almost over. . . . .